October 22nd, 2005
am i the last human being to still be using a cd player on a college campus?
pfft. whatever, im still diggin the new dcb album!
am i the last human being to still be using a cd player on a college campus?
pfft. whatever, im still diggin the new dcb album!

ok, so i just got this great idea for an invention that will make me a millionaire. no, billionaire!!
so i was keeping it real and taking a nap instead of studying for my finals, when i was rudely awaken by my alarm clock.
so i get up out of bed and turn my alarm off and set it for 30 more minutes of power nappage.
then the alarm wakes me up again! the nerve of this thing
and as im laying there, trying to ignore the most annoying sound in the
world.. i came to the conclusion that if someone tried to sell me a
remote control for my alarm clock right then so that i could turn it
off without leaving my bed- i would pay him whatever he wanted. i mean
i was soooo comfortable in my bed. it was warm, soft, and i was in "the
zone." (the "zone" is the perfect conditions for the nappage of one's
life)
how much would u pay to turn off the alarm clock without
leaving your bed?? of course this whole idea of me getting rich off
this idea hinges on the fact thatthere are people out there just as lazy if not lazier (and hopefully richer) than me. 