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yea, so agape had our annual softball game today.. and I HATE SOFTBALL! omg, this just confirmed it.

ok, so last year was my first time playing softball and i was horrible where ever i was, they would hit it to me knowing i couldnt field ANYTHING! (i started at shortstop, moved out to outfield.. i couldnt hide from them!!!)

alright, so that was last year. this year.. SAME STORY! i mean i was so scurred, i tried playing catcher, pitcher and right field.. long story short, i let a ground ball go past me to lose the game NEVER AGAIN!

okok, so i think i told a few of u guys out there this joke already.. (and yes, some of those were my black friends ) ..but i just gotta post this. and yes, i am a racist mother !@*&!*

whats the difference between a black man and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a whole family! mwhahahahaha :D

as soon as i learn how to field a ground ball.. people are gonna be in trouble! MARK MY WORDS

yush and i went grocery shopping a few days ago and we decided to get some sodas. well there was a special where if u buy 2 packs of 12 cans, u get some cheaper price. well i picked out the nestea and then outta nowhere yush bring this case of Tab soda. its in this pink case and supposedly a product of the coca cola company. neither of us had tried it before, and yush was sure roy would like it since its almost tabULAS. so we load it up.

well, we had our first taste of tab and let me tell u.. it sux. it has this weird/bad after-taste. WAY TO GO YUSH!!

in other exciting news, i am now using PURE SPORT old spice deodorant. (i use to use FRESH, but felt i needed a change) so please, do not run away from me screaming and waving under ur noses the next time u see me. it kinda hurts a man's pride..

everyone, if u see yush- aka sars -around campus, please congratulate him on his victory in the lewis dorm presidential race. he won by an overwhelming majority! (no one ran against him, because they feerz- didnt wanna get sars during a debate) EL PRESIDENTE YUHSIEN!!

and to continue this theme of randomness, i am patiently waiting for my tib to arrive. ahhhhhhhh, once i get my car.. im gonna park it at soobs place and never drive it. sike, i cant wait for the roadtrips to charlotte and philly, those are definitely gonna be the first places i visit. watch out cincy, ur on my list as well!

and finally, i just have to add this.

HeY iTs ToNy LeE (8:51:30 PM): why not acrape?
^clever man.

does anyone else out there wanna just punch him in the face? i mean, im not usually a violent person, but everytime i see him doing those collect-call commercials, i just have to punch something (usually a pillow, but if not.. WATCH OUT ROY AND YUSH!)

i dunno why i just posted this, i have felt this way for a while. i guess i just had to let it out :/

if u know someone u cant stand either, go ahead and comment. if u comment "sungjin" i wont be ur friend anymore (im looking at a certain lee, first name is t0e-knee)

i built alot of character today.



shoutouts to my road dogs that helped me out in "the day of frustration:"

han: now i know who to mug when i need monies

pastor gus: thank u for helping me keep things in perspective

john: U SAID 6:15, haha jk

yush: the image of me burning ur celica was the only thing keeping me going.

ok, im about to throw a major hissy fit- so bewarned.

news: hurricane isabel is coming, FEER IT!
ncsu: schools closed
all other chapel hill public schools: schools closed
UNC: SCHOOLS OPEN!

so i wake up early, try to do some last minute cramming, then go and fail my bio exam

when i get back to my room, what do i hear? UNC CLOSES RIGHT AFTER MY EXAM! thats just swell.

im happy to announce that my tib has finally arrived, and yes i am willing to race for slips!

Yuhoo7 : D0CD0N : man...we need u at the house man....seong cant be as racist as u....he tries....but he cant do
Yuhoo7 : you heard
Yuhoo7 : you heard
Kmartshopper1282 : psh
Kmartshopper1282 : u aint more racist than me
Yuhoo7 : i am teh racist master
Kmartshopper1282 :


Kmartshopper1282 (8:43:31 PM): >:|

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Auto response from thug4life royboy (8:43:32 PM): HeY iTs ToNy LeE (6:19:45 PM): let us engage in monopoly kombat in real life at da dorm!
HeY iTs ToNy LeE (6:20:00 PM): unless sungjin is there
HeY iTs ToNy LeE (6:20:04 PM): then, i will leave

so much haet. tony, i know ur weakness now. don't u dare come back to our room!

as many of u have heard, i did get beat by pastor gus in tennis. i dunno what the dilly is :/ dude is good, im forreals.

oh and to add injury to insult.. when we played king of the court with fred (best philipino baller i know). fred and i were the doubles, and when he went to the net.. i accidentally hit him with the ball. fred im sorry man, i swear it was an accident.

i want people to visit mr. johnny law himself! (the picture of the guy with the motorcycle helmet and shades playing cs) apparently johnny law v2 will be coming out soon!!!

i finally got progressive insurance for my tib. i feel like such an adult

no, i dont mean roy kim. although he does have his own fan club..

this aim convo will illustrate it better than i can.

Kmartshopper1282 : OMG
Kmartshopper1282 : guess who almost ran over me and my friends today
GloBug689 : waaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?!
GloBug689 : who?!?!?!
Kmartshopper1282 : ill give u one hint, he was on road rules
GloBug689 : wuuuuuuuuut??????!?!?!?
GloBug689 : i dont know..
GloBug689 : wwwhooooooooooooo?!!?!??!
Kmartshopper1282 : SHANE!
GloBug689 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kmartshopper1282 : remember him???
GloBug689 : OMG I LOVE HIM!1
GloBug689 : HE'S SOO HOT!
Kmartshopper1282 : hahaha
GloBug689 : AAAHHH!!
Kmartshopper1282 : too bad hes gay
GloBug689 : no cuz..he's bi
Kmartshopper1282 : as soon as i saw him, i was like.. I GOTTA TELL GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GloBug689 : HOOOOOOLY CRAP!
GloBug689 : thats sooo cool!!!!!
Kmartshopper1282 : well, we did almost get run over by his truck, but yea~
Kmartshopper1282 : it was exciting, scary!!
GloBug689 : hahaha....its all worth it!
GloBug689 : yaaay!
GloBug689 : i love it when people meet famous people
Kmartshopper1282 : haha

haha, i guess i should be honored.. but im not. U AINT NOBODY SHANE, BACKUP! U DONT OWN THE ROAD.

in other news han is gay. I MEAN HES GAME, hahahahaha.