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i will never ever eat mussels from eastern lights ever again. darn u roy, that was meant for u!

also, im never flying with united airlines either. those two have made my "i hate u and will never let this go" list. i hope eastern lights and united airlines both go outta business >:|

hope everyone had a good break and are now ready for the home stretch---

DaDuCk48 : for the record
DaDuCk48 : i did not say nigger face
DaDuCk48 : i am on racist like you
DaDuCk48 : no racist*
Kmartshopper1282 : look, ur racist
Kmartshopper1282 : thats clear to me like black and white
DaDuCk48 : and if you send something that was said by me that said nigger face
DaDuCk48 : it wasn't me
DaDuCk48 : it was a fake
DaDuCk48 : people like to
DaDuCk48 : rewrite my names
DaDuCk48 : and say racial slurs
Kmartshopper1282 : ur not fooling anyone
Kmartshopper1282 : it takes a racist to locate a fellow racist, and im a racist
DaDuCk48 : hahahahahaha
DaDuCk48 : how dare you call me a racist!
DaDuCk48 : i must leave!
Kmartshopper1282 : get out

i've got nothing else to say.

tonight i have been done a grave injustice! my computer was hacked with a trojan virus. the bastards that did it? none other than tabulas' creator- roy kim - and my archrival- tony lee.

my computer had been having "problems" in the last few days. its been subtle with some random websites popping up and my mouse going invisible at times. being an idiot, i thought it was just some bugs of xp or my comp being dum.

anyways, tonight my computer went crazy. computer was turning off by itself, my mouse was stuck/invisible, and finally a text message kept popping up saying "say hello to tony lee." I WAS FURIOUS! i did a virus scan and found the trojan horse. i called up tony and told him to stop hacking my computer. he tells me he's out playing pool at a pool hall and that he couldnt be the one messing with my computer. thats when roy says it was he that did this.. but i thought he just wanted to be the first name on my enemies group of my buddylist. besides he doesnt have the genius needed to hack a monster of a machine that is my computer

anyways, long story short.. i found out after a few nervous breakdowns that roy was messing with my computer and my sanity from across the room from his laptop. turned out tony and roy thought it would be funny if they installed a virus while i was out playing ball. and my other roommates? chris and yush were both in on it as well! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, u cant trust anyone in this crazy world. NO ONE!

this is the second time a friend has hacked my computer i feer that it wont be the last.

just a random title, dont read anything into it.

ok, so poker was fun last night. got to the final 3 but then decided i need to get to sleep if im gonna make it to prayer meeting the next day. i think i went all in like 10 times before someone finally called me and i lost my chips. oh well, i needed my sleep and the pot wasnt all that much anyways.

these last few morning prayer meetings have been amazing to say the least. i still feel a bit akward leading it- especially with graduate students and other people that have been christians longer than myself at the meetings, but i guess pastor gus wants me to get some experience in a leadership role to prepare me for when i have my own small group. i usually never go to my morning classes.. but with morning prayer, its like i cant wait to get there.

we're leaving for our 4 day ny trip today. the planning was a bit rushed, but when ur going on a trip with friends.. u know its gonna be fun anyways. im hoping to meet my cousin, lydia, up in ny. havent seen her in a few years. and maybe.. just maybe, i can stop by philly and see the sungsan crew. i've been itching to go back for so long..

we're planning on walking across the brooklyn bridge, which will be interesting cuz i know alot of these monkies are afraid of heights all i got to say is.. if u fall, go alone. dont be trying to pull my hand or anything :D

soob brought up a good point about washing my car. it definitely needs it and i dont think me waiting for rain is doing any good. its funny cuz most people wash/take care of their cars like crazy when they first buy it, but me? well lets just say that it was originally black when it came from the dealership.. and since then, its kinda changed to this dark brown.. im planning on washing it today before we leave. i mean if im gonna be rockin' the tib in NY, i gotta rep it right, right?

be good everyone and have a happy chinese new years.

oh man, theres just sooo much to share about the new york trip. first off, it was a huge success. the ride up and back went by pretty smoothly- no accidents, police, or sickness. and for all those that doubted the tib, the tib rocked I-95 with FLYING COLORS.

alright, so lets get to the funnies. ahhhhhhhh, so many i just dont know what to share and what to keep on the down-low.. ah heck, ill let it all hang out.

ok, we'll start in chronological order:

while we're getting ready to drive up and yush is looking over the directions to get to new york, he asks, "Hey! do we have directions back?"

we ate at a TGI Fridays in Times Square while we watched the first half of the Eagles/panthers game. while we were there, han went to the bathroom about a billion times. on one occassion, he comes back and a waitress stops him and points at his feet. he looks down and see toilet paper stuck to his shoe, HAHAAHA. he had walked all the way from the bathroom to our table with tp on his heel

on the last night we were at ny, i was tearing up those pretzels from the street vendors. anyways, i was half way through with my second pretzel when i had to pee like a mofo. so i run into the bathroom with a pretzel in my hands. i get to a urinal and try to pee with one hand but i couldnt get the button on my jeans off so i put the pretzel in my mouth and use both hands to finish the job. as im peeing i notice that all 5 urinals are full and theres a short line near the sink area. anyways, one big black dude says, "look at that guy with the bagel in his mouth. that's nasty!" i almost threw the pretzel at him! i was so embarrassed, i wanted to get the heck outta there but i couldnt stop. darn TGI Fridays and their free refills.
*just so u know, i washed/dried my hands before i finished that pretzel off :/

as we're getting ready to head back, i get a call from young- my cousin that i havent seen/talked to in years -and he says, "sup cuz, just wanted to call u and rub it in that the panthers beat the eagles. mcnabb played dog awful man, got picked off 3 times.. blah, blah, blah." that was the first of many, many phone calls that night about my eagles losing. i mean i was pretty pissed off/disappointed about that when all of a sudden i get hit in the face with a snowball from none other than sukkhye. she then hit me with 3 more :/ i was soooooo tempted to tackle her right into that snow.

oh and at the bottom is the first thing i see when i get back to my dorm and turn on my comp. roy made a special desktop for me, thanks alot buddy.

since han made a photoshopped pic of me from the the pics we took in ny, i just felt..

i was in his debt, and i like to pay my debts back as soon as possible

so here u go hanny.

*i must admit i could not do this alone. yush + sung = teamwork

**warning: dont read this if u just ate, are pregnant, or think bathroom humor is not funny**

another one of my weird, oh so random converstion pieces..

yea, so i was telling people how much i enjoy using the handicap stalls in our bathroom cuz they're so much more spacious than the other stalls- kinda like the king of the bathroom, if u think in that weird way, which i obviously dont- PLUS they got the hand rails for when u need that extra support.

so anyways, most people agreed with me.. except that crazy roy character. he says he never uses it because he says a handicap person might come in and need it. i mean cmon hoogen, we live on the third floor with no elevator. no handicap person is gonna come up here.. and even if someone did, all u need to do is cut and duckwalk over to the next stall, HAHAHAHAHA (pushed it too far )




thats the very, very funny video i found on my cousin's xanga site. 305 lewis has since been inspired to learn the harlem shake and try out for american idol 4! if any of u cool cats wanna join us, click the link and learn with us!

http://www.geocities.com/agentdoubleonegro/shakehome.htm

oh my mother.. i love the soober. he can be one funny fob sometimes!

ok so our church, agape harvest church, is having a retreat this weekend and pastor gus has asked us to have a day of prayer and fasting this week.

Kmartshopper1282: dang u fasting tonight?
hansOOb0410: word
hansOOb0410: til midnight
Kmartshopper1282: man.. i dont wanna fast alone tomorrow
hansOOb0410: i am counting down baby
Kmartshopper1282: hahaha
hansOOb0410: it hits 12
hansOOb0410: my mouth shall be moving
Kmartshopper1282: lol
Kmartshopper1282: we're friggin juniors and we still eat as soon as that clock hits 12
Kmartshopper1282: hahahahahahhaa
hansOOb0410: of course
hansOOb0410: i am so hungry
Kmartshopper1282: haha
Kmartshopper1282: what u gonna eat tonight?
hansOOb0410: i dunno
hansOOb0410: thinking right now
Kmartshopper1282: man i want some kimchee jigae
hansOOb0410: i made some the other day
hansOOb0410: it was the bomb

ok, some background.. every thursday we go over to pastor gus' for our small group meeting and they always feed us. however, this week i think i told pastor gus that we would be fasting thursday so they wouldn't need to prepare any food..

Kmartshopper1282: im fasting tomorrow
hansOOb0410: WHAT?!!!
Kmartshopper1282: whats the prob
hansOOb0410: did you tell pg?
Kmartshopper1282: yea
hansOOb0410: he better have food for me
Kmartshopper1282: hahaha
hansOOb0410: cuz i be pissed if i dont get food cuz of u

we then start talkin about fantasy basketball, when all of a sudden soob says..

hansOOb0410: but seriuosly
hansOOb0410: i better be getting some food tomorrow
hansOOb0410: from PG (pastor gus)
Kmartshopper1282: haha
hansOOb0410: or i be pissed
Kmartshopper1282: dude i dont think ur going to
Kmartshopper1282: honestly
Kmartshopper1282: he asked me when im gonna do it
Kmartshopper1282: and i told him thursday, i think
hansOOb0410: thats why i chose today
hansOOb0410: i was like
hansOOb0410: anne's gonna cook something good
Kmartshopper1282: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hansOOb0410: cant miss out on that
Kmartshopper1282: hahah
Kmartshopper1282: stop soob
Kmartshopper1282: im laughing so friggin loud over here
hansOOb0410: ah shucks